I have nothing to do today. My morning patient cancelled so nothing till late morning. Makes for an easy pay check but heck it’s boring!

I get paid for the hours that I am here - not my fault the lady cancelled! Having said that I’ll probably be starting late/leaving early all week this week. Smaller pay check at the end of the week but its summer break - I think I’ll manage!

I am a Rocker Girl!

So, you all though Vomit Boy was a handful. A 3 year old peed on me this afternoon. Thankfully I had gym clothes in the car and was able to get changed….

Not pleasant.

http://www.monkeybriefs.com/view/video/Dave-Chappelle-R-Kelly_482.html

And in the time it takes for him to whip it out, you couldn’t hop out of the way?!

I just like that Michele seems to think this was a pre-meditated act with the kid taking the time to unzip before casually peeing on Nat. That would have added a more comedic turn to the story.

I’ll just have to add this now to the list of reasons of why my job isn’t all that bad. #3: you don’t get peed on by clients.

Reason #1: I’m not stuck in the same office everyday of the year (and I get to work from home occasionally, 2 days this week!). #2: I like the majority of people I work with (colleagues) and get to work with different people on a regular basis.

Yeah, but the pay and hours are both crap…

How am I. Lazy… i am lazy. And I’m now getting excited for next June/July (yeah, that far away!) in that i’ve gone and requested 17 days of holiday to have a long trip out West for much fun/frivolity and possibly a job interview or two providing I pass my exams this year.

Oh, and i’m looking forward to the weekend. And you?

What happened to all my R Kelly postings? Did you take them off or not approve them. They were funny.

Well, i was gonna kind of head west until my feet started to get wet and then backtrack a few feet… pretty much that’s about all i have planned for now.

They showed us as spam and I haven’t been in to approve them. But there ya go, there they are.

You are so clueless:

Village People - Go West Lyrics

Together we will go our way, together we will leave some day.
Together your hand in my hand, together we will make the plans.
Together we will fly so high, together tell our friends goodbye.
Together we will start life new, together this is what we’ll do.

Go west, life is peaceful there.
Go west, lots of open air.
Go west to begin life new.
Go west, this is what we’ll do.
Go west, sun in winter time.
Go west, we will do just fine.
Go west where the skies are blue.
Go west, this and more we’ll do.

Together we will love the beach, together we will learn and teach.
Together change our pace of life, together we will work and strive.
I love you, I know you love me; I want you happy and carefree.
So that’s why I have no protest when you say you want to go west.

Go west, life is peaceful there.
Go west, lots of open air.
Go west to begin life new.
Go west, this is what we’ll do.
Go west, sun in winter time.
Go west, we will do just fine.
Go west where the skies are blue.
Go west, this and more we’ll do.

I know that there are many ways to live there in the sun or shade.
Together we will find a place to settle down and live with the space
without the busy pace back east, the hustling, rustling of the feet,
I know I’m ready to leave too, so this is what we’re going to do,

Go west, life is peaceful there.
Go west, lots of open air.
Go west to begin life new.
Go west, this is what we’ll do.
Go west, sun in winter time.
Go west, we will do just fine.
Go west where the skies are blue.
Go west, this and more we’ll do.

Go west…(repeat & fade)

Hah, well, the Pet Shop Boys redid the song in 1993, which is the year i moved back to the UK. So sadly for the first 3 months or so that I was back in the UK i heard that song every day on the radio and know it well…

For your viewing and aural pleasures: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39KZ2afBtLU

Case? What case? “Go West - life is peaceful there.” That is not a case that is a promo for tourism to California. I think if anyone had anything proven it was me. I proved that Mark is a dandy poofter bugger-bottom.

Heh, only thing you’ve really proven is that the UK had a really poor music scene back in ‘93 given that the remake made it to number 2 in the UK charts… ugh…

I did no such thing, i discussed a pet shop boys song for 8 (9) comments… what else is there to discuss.

Oh, i’ve had my holidays tentatively approved for next year, 18th of June to the 12th of July off! You realise this would be my first proper holiday since I joined Deloitte?!

Funny story of the day.

The gym here shuts down from 12.15 through 1pm for lunch break so it’s really quiet. All of a sudden I hear “Let’s tickle Elmo again! hehehehehe”

I love Tickle me Elmo.

To Kill or Not To Kill… that is a very real question i’m considering.

How many times in one decade do you let someone try to burn your flat down in a drunken stupor, while you’re asleep, through their own incompetence?

You might try kicking him out … that might be a little less drastic …

And are you serious?! It happened AGAIN?

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2008/08/12/1218306898050.html

Chinese Communist Propoganda? Anyone remember Nikki Whats-her-name from Sydney?

Webster! Her name is Nikki Webster!

Dude they totally ripped off Nikki Webster when they hoisted the kid in the air! (Only got finished watching the opening ceremonies last night.)

Haha yeah so I hear the ugly kid can sing and the cute one can’t. And then I listened and was like uh is the ugly kid even that good anyway? Just sounds like a kid singing, it all sounds the same!