Duties of wives

 

From my mother!

Duties of Wives..

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from Greece, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Italy. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman …
God Bless Australian Women

 

25 Responses to “Duties of wives”

  1.  

    Lessons learned…

    Boys find silly things funny.

    Pineapple Express - silly, but funny in parts.

  2.  

    >silence<

  3.  

    It’s deafening.

  4.  

    hangover does not give rise to good communication skills…

  5.  

    What?

  6.  

    What did you say?!

  7.  

    I got fired.

    Happy Saturday everyone!

  8.  

    out of a cannon?

  9.  

    No, from my job at the school district.

  10.  

    >more silence<

  11.  

    details?

  12.  

    Yes I know nobody’s particularly chatty! Even with big news (even if it is big BAD news.)

  13.  

    looks like you guys may get to see me twice next year… am currently booked to Osmetech (again, despite last years horror show!) for a couple weeks in Jan. Not sure if that means USA or office based, but who knows?!

  14.  

    Some bad news, some good news. Yes I was very dramatically fired from Special Ed. There is a story but I can’t be bothered right now. Good news is that I still have a job so as much as La La Liz wants to think this has put me out I am still in a job and still getting paid and I actually secured this job about 3 weeks ago. The new gig will likely be running the out patient pediatric program at St Jude’s Medical Centre where I have spent the last 4 weeks. I have been through the process of anger and now I’m just disappointed. It didn’t have to end the way it did and I’m sad because there was so much potential for that OT department this year - it could have been such a great service. In any event, El Jefe has shot herself in the foot because she now has NO OT department and a lot of litigious parents.

    Other news. The guy with the big needle did good today. I had 4 nerve blocks in total and I even passed my post block nerve tests! Yay me! I’m a bit sore right now and I won’t know the true extent of what the blocks did for a few days but the neurologists are confident I’ll have at least 6 months pain free movement! Woohoo!

  15.  

    YAY! And no drunken natty on vicodin! So you must be feeling up to an RPM/BP double header, right? (JUST KIDDING!)

    And double YAY! Markey you’re gonna come see us twice that’s awesome!!!!!

    Happy day :-)

  16.  

    Here is another one in case you are bored:
    http://ellegirl.elle.com/games/content/classroom_chic.html

  17.  

    hello…. haven’t said hi for a while so thought I’d put my two cents in. Hope all is ok miss natalie - jobs can suck arse sometimes.

  18.  

    Hi Miss Kim! So tell us what happened with this car of yours!

  19.  

    Hey mike did you make that? Man I so looked super cute once I was done! haha

  20.  

    Yes….dressup games are my new legacy.

  21.  

    poor car, did the automatic gearbox… followed by the computer/transmission…. followed by muffler. although extremelly expensive, I have now decided to save her as I really want to have one car that doesn’t go to car heaven!!!

  22.  

    Happy Friday everyone!

  23.  

    Happy Friday Mike!

    Wow Kim you really wanted that car to die!

  24.  

    car has been resurrected! say hallelujah brutther!
    woo hooooooooo!!!

  25.  

    How?! The jaws of life?

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